The Guards Arrived

Just as Jasmine and Alavuddin were about to kiss, the guards arrived. Alavuddin ran to the edge of the roof and held out his hand to Jasmine.
"Do you trust me?" He asked. She nodded. "Then jump!" he cried.
They landed saftely in a pile of hay, but before they could get away, Razoul grabbed them.
Angrily Jasmine threw back her hood. "Unhand him, by order of the princess!" She commanded.
"The Princess?" repeated Alavuddin in surprise. "i cannot release this prisoner," Said Razoul. "The orders for his arrest come from Jafar."

The Cheating Wife!

The Husband caught Cheating wife as her boy friend end... From Brazil A girl live with her lover, but that gir's husband didnot know about her cheting to his. After a Frock told him about her cheats action to him.

Jump Roping

Jump Roping

Fastest Jump Roiping in 30 Seconds! Are you beat her? I say you may not... She was very intellligent she is roping with in 30 seconds

The Iron Man

His name's "Andres gardin" He has 64 years old. "The double de mario baracus pela coconut dentist!" He is vurikerker that coconut with his teeth fastly for Guiness Record. He was ready from his 11 years old. He was vurithrukerar 500 coconuts with in 6and half hour.

The wolf in Sheep's Clothing

The wolf in Sheep's Clothing

One day a wolf found a sheepskin. He covered himself with the sheepskin and got into a flock of sheep grazing in a field. He thought, "The Shepherd will shut the sheep in a pen after sunset. At night i will run away with a fat sheep and eat it".
All went till the shephred shut his sheep in the pen and left. The wolf waited patiently for the night to advance and grow darker.
But then an unexpected thing happened. One of the servants of the shepherd entered the pen. HIs master had sent him to bring a fat sheep for supper. As luck would have it, the servant picked up the wolf dressed in the sheepskin.
That night the shephred and his guests had the wolf for supper.


"AN EVIL DESIGN HAS AN EVIL END."

The Crows and the Pigeon

The Crows and the Pigeon

A huge flock of crows became a great nuisance to a farmer. The crows would swoop down on his cornfield and destroy the crop. The angry farmer decided to get rid of them. One day he spread a net in his field. Then he scattered some grain on it.
The crows saw the grain. They came down to eat the grain. They were caught in the net. The farmer was glad to see the trapped crows. He said, "You robbers, now you will meet the end you deserve." Just then he was surprised to hear a pitiful sound of cooing.
So he looked carefully and found a pigeon among the crows.

The farmer said to the pigeon, "How come you are in this gang? Anyhow, I'm not going to spare you have choosen bad company and so you must suffer." Saying so, the farmer whistled to call his hounds. The hounds came and killed all the birds one by one.

"BETTER BE ALONE THAN FALLING IN BAD COMPANY"

The Alavuddin

Long ago, Beneath the shimmering stars of a desert night, a fantastic tale began to unfold.
Jafar, adviser to the Sultan of Agrabah, was searching for a lamp hidden in a palce known as the Cave of Wonders.
This magical lamp held within it powerful Genie who could grant three wishes to whoever possessed the lamp. The only way to find the enterance to the cave of wonders was to match two havels of a scarab medallion. The evil Jafar had one half. Now he and his parrot, Iago, waited for a thief named Gazeem to bring the other.

Suddenly they heard the muffled sound of galloping hooves. Moments later Gazeem's horse skidded to a halt.
"Have you brought it?" asked Jafar.
"I have, o patient One," answered Gazeem.

Alavuddin - Gazeem entered

Alavuddin - Gazeem entered

Thrembling, Gazeem entred the tiger's mouth. In an instant its huge jaws clamped shut around him.
"Only one may enter here!" thundered the voice of the Cave. "Seek thee out the Diamond in the rough." With that the cave sank into the sand, leaving only the scarab behind.

"I can't believe it! We'll never get that stupid lamp now!" Squawked Iago after he had retrived the scarab. "Patience, Iago," Said Jafar. He thought for a moment. "The 'Diamond in the rough.' Someone poor and ragged on the outside but pure and noble on the inside. I must find this one", He said with an evil smile.

Temple of Naga Poosani Amman

Nainadevu (Nagadeepa) is a one of the small islands in the north, located at a distance of one hour journey from Jaffna town to the end of the road (Kurikadduwan Jetty) and then, we will go to Boat to reach to Nainadevu. It is a good journey & different enjoyment. It takes about 15 minutes.

This is a one of the cultural place in Jaffna. Nainadevu Nagapoosani Amman Kovil & Nagadeepa Vigaraya is the famous of this place.

Bad plan for vectroy!

The Luis Suarez Bites Branislav lvanivic, is this reason for their vectroy?, I can't belive this! Ipadi saithu taan match kaali win panrankala?

Down Pick-Up

Hey watch their fun, this is prezload downeay pick-up. Ivankaluku ipadi oru seen thevye taana? eaan untha theyve ilatha veli!

Are you Guess this?

Are you guess this this is start or end for fight?, Haa....haa.haaa The street racers race in heavy traffic,Darwin Wins! Hey Ithi paarthu confusse aaiedathinka ithu oru car race poodila taan ipadi oodurankal.

You can do it But when you Try!

The Murilo Pitol unedited for RBSS 2013, Watch this video and see this action with socer bal in samll are. Don't shock when you do exercises for this then you're able to do this simply. Neenkalum muriche saithaal ithu unkalaalum mudium.

The Grapes Are Sour.

One a day a hungry fox came to a vineyard. He Saw Bunches of ripe grapes hanging high on the vines. His Mouth started watering. He stretched out his head to reach the grapes. But he found them rather too high. So he jumped to get at them. Even then he could not reach them.
He jumped again and again till he was completly tired. At least he gave up and left the place. He was heard saying."The grapes are Sour". Who wanths sour grapes?"

"Accept Defeat Sportingly."

The Thirsty Crow.

It was a hot day. A crow was very thirsty. His mouth was dry. His throat was burning.He flew from place to place in search of water. But there was not a drop of water anywhere. Rivers and lakes had all dried up.
At last he saw a jug of water near a house.
He went to the jug and looked into it. There was a little water at the bottom of the jug. The crow could see the water but he could not reach it.
Suddenly an idea flashed on his mind. He picked up stones, one by one from the ground and dropped them into the jug. The water started comingup. Soon the crow could reach it easily. He drank the water. And he cawed happily and flew away.

"Where There Is A Will There Is A Way"

Lover's Lol!

The grat difficulty with a traveling salesman is that when he returns home for the weekend, his wife looks like a customer to him.
First girl:  "I cover what men admire"
Second girl:  "I cover what men desire".
Third Girl:  "You two are fools. I just enjoy everynight."

Many delight more in presents rather than in paying their doubts. "Not really, Joseph! But how did you get an heiress to marry you?

"Smile I gave her 12 roses on her 27th Birthday." Company present to advertising  manager: "You reduced advertisting budget for the past year cut our expenses 50 per cent, our profit 75 per cent" And as of right now is cutting you  salary 100 per cent."

THE pretty girl entered the doctor's clinic and said, "Well doc, I belive I am losing my mind.....
I just forget what happned to me even five minutes back. And the doctor answered:  "take off your clothes, missm and lie down......."

                                      "You senile old bastared.yesterday you left your hearing aid here!"

The Lover's Joke pt-3

A Prostitute is a one who goes through motions without having any conditions. "What every young man should have?" 'An undressed wife?"  "Why did you marry that old fact acctress?"  "Well you see the advantages are too many..... for instance heat in winter, shade in summer and moving pictures all the year round."

Never put offuntil tomorrow what you can enjoy it again tomorrw. And have you heard about this modern thief who would steel nothing except your wife.
Rosy could't imagine why she was so popular. "Is it my lovely hair?" She asked a friend.
"No."
"Is it my cute figure?"
"No"
"My personality?"
"No".
"Then I give up"
"That's it"

Some girls are music lovers. Other love with out it. A man who gets higher in the night  feels lower in the morning. My wife is so jealous of one that she just closes her eyes when we make lov.....because she can't see me enjoying.

Getting baby into bed becomes the most difficult task as soon as she is sixteen years old. After having it once. She sadi oh darling! it's marvellous delicious delight ful and i asked where have you been," and she said "I've been delayed"
A casual entrant to  a bar :  do you serve women at this bar?" Barman:  "No, you have to bring your own."
A lady reader wrote to us, "your joke books are wonderful! Ienjoy them as much as my husband! And then they say an unfaithful husband is like spitting from the house into the street an unfaithful woman is like spitting from the street into the house..........

HAPPY MARRIED COUPLE:  A husband out with another man's wife. Three nwely weds were talking to each other abouth their firstnight experiences.
First one:  Four times the first night.
Second one:  Sixtimes the first night .
Third one:  Me, just once..... She was not accustomed to it.

Leslie: " Are you going to Jerry's wedding?"
Suzie:  " I didn't even know she was pregnant."

Love and Marriage.
Gotogether like a horse and carriage.

Doctor:  "When do you have sex?
Patient : Monday thuesday, friday and sunday."
Doctor:  "Well to star with..you should eliminate sexon sunday."
Patient:  "I can't Doc. That's my night home,"

                                          " To fill the cavity , please open the mouth still wider,"

The Lover's Jokes pt-2

And Have you heard about this modern saying. "Every dog has his days" "Yes and some have a weakened too."

The newly born baby was named TARGET.... The only reason being..... Evry one who dropped in had a shot over it.
A bank was closed with in just ten days of its starting the business. Following signboard was then fixed outside the bank:  "Opened in Error."

Sergeant(Bursting in during dinner):  "Any complaints?"
Timid Tommy:  If you please, the meat's funny!"
sergeant:  Well then laugh."

The poor bandaged applicant for divorce said:  "My wife isn't safe , judge. She's been throwing things at me ever since we got married."
"And now you come for separation after twenty years?"
"Yes, judge, her aim is getting better!"

Adulterly:  A right woman and wrong man's place.

And then there was queen Minca who murdered all her eight husbands because each one of them statred loving her seriously.
And do you know marriage is just like a packet of chocolates....you have to buy the whole box just to get one little piece.........

"I take the next turn, don't I?" asked the driver of the car.
A muffed reply came from the back seat, "like hell you do."  The hotel  clerk told the bridegroom as they were leaving that the bill for the night was one shilling a piece, so the bridegroom handed him six shillings.

Newly married wife:  How about a trip around the world?
Fewly married Husband: "let's first have one in bed!"

"Are you the real girl i want?"
"I don't know. But it will cost you rs. 100/= to find the truth."

Girl: Darling What do they inspect of you?"
Soldier:  Wheter our pistols are loaded or not."

The fact that sex is so papular because it attratcts everyone.

Jack and jill
went behind the hill
Day and night
Every time was right.

Professor to a 3rd. year student:  "Now, tell me what's the difference betwen a snake and a man."
Student:  "A snake crawls on his belly while a man crawls on any belly he finds vacant."

Customer: I can't eat such a rotten fish, call the propriter."
Waiter:  It's no use, he won't eat it either."

Better late than never,
But can enjoy it ever.

And do you know God gave man fore and he invented fire engines. He gave him love and he invented maiiage.

The Young girl was speaking to her mother. Well mum, the honeymoon turned out so nice that Richard and I've almost decided to get married.

The Lover's Jokes

The most profitable business in the world is SEX. You can sell it as many times as you like and you will still have it.
If you want to make an ideal couple, it is necessary that your wife should be liberal and you progressive.
Young lady: "My husband passed away ten days after our marriage."
Landlord: "Lucky Man indeed! Don't live long to suffer."
Professor: "What does separatre boys from the girls?"
Girl Student:  "A Diaphram."
"Do you see her face?"
"Yes"
"Do you find anything overthere?"
"No".
"Oh! You Stupid! It looks like it stood to three men atleast"
And do you know that a couple who takes bath just before going to bed, never returns clean.

"Come on baby, Lets live for tonight," he said, making a play.
"Yes, But suppose we survive?"

Teacher:  "What is it when i say, "I love you, you love me, he loves me?
Student:  "That's One of those triangles where somebody gets shot."

When the young girl was getting married, her mother told her:  Do not be frightned my darling,
It only hurts for a little while...."

The following has probably appeared in one of the leading dailies:
"My Husband and i have six sons. can any one suggest as to how we may have a daughter?"
Letters poured in from all over the world. One letters read:  If at first you don't succeed, try, try again."  Another recommended a special diet. While yet another meerly wrote: Can I Be of any service?"

" Sorry I had no better containers. Bring them back when you come next."

The Monkey's Laugh!

The Monkey Has Insane laugh Video Animal videos. Hey do you know monkey sirikium poothu epadi irukum enu thriuma intha video vi paarthu thrinchu kolunka.